roast beef curtain

when a woman has long,floppy pussy lips

Holy shit, did you see that roast beef curtain?

by B514 December 7, 2006

roast beef samich

Describes overtly hanging lips of the female vagina.

She had some roast beef samich goin' on, huh?

by Justin May 4, 2004

open faced roast beef

Oversized, over-used, stretched out vagina lips, hanging from the crotch area, resting on the inner thigh, as if to be an open faced roast beef sandwich.

When your at a party, you meet a chick, you stick your hands down her pants, and there's more meat in your hands than in hers. That's open faced roast beef.

by BT Cruiser November 17, 2007

nuclear roast beef

noun
A type of vagina that is old and tattered to the point where it is dangerous to put your dick in or around her vagina.

I could not put my dick near her nuclear roast beef because I didn't want AIDS.

by JACK GARRRRRR October 28, 2013

Roast beef clamwich

When a woman's pussy lips look like dark hanging roast beef meat with a pink moist center and smells like a clam sandwich

"Hey dude - did you do anything with that girl last night?"

"Nah man, when I pulled her pants down, she had a roast beef clamwich!"

by ClamtasticallyBeefy April 12, 2016

roast beef curtain

In female humans, the outer labia. See also: meat drape

I was gonna fuck Bobbi Sue, but after examining her roast beef curtain, I decided against it.

by Jimmy July 10, 2003

roast beef curtains with mayo

hackneyed labia oozing with female smegma

that girl's pussy was so beat, it looked like roast beef curtains with mayo.

by Emma Putnam January 16, 2008