Because im black

A sentence used by african americans when they don't get what they want.

Tyrone: Hey Jeff, come meet me up at the ball court, lets shoot some hoops G.

Jeff: Nah dude i can't, sorry man.

Tyrone: Oh, i see how it is. It's because im black, isn't it?

Jeff: Yep.

Because im black by Sperm Filled Cock July 19, 2009

Because They Can 

a kick ass band from sydney, australia

Eddie Jackson Jed James Because They Can

Because They Can by Heph April 2, 2010

because fankart

phrase explanatory
Used to convey that personal desire is a/the justification for an action.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: because fan + kart. Referring to the MIT produced shopping carts mounted with ducted fans that lacked any obvious function.

As an alternative to "because I want to, damn it":

A: I don't understand your obsession with building 3D printers when better ready-made ones already exist. Why do you do it?
B: Because fankart.

A: What are you working on today?
B: An electric scooter. And I'm making my own motor controller because... well... because fankart...

because fankart by ajidica March 23, 2011

Because Life

When something unfortunate or annoying occurs and there's nobody to blame.

"Ugh, I am SO craving cherries but they aren't in season, because life."

Because Life by Potato-Human, Because Life. July 30, 2016

Because I'm Jesus 

How Jesus sasses the Pharisees or makes them stfu

Pharisees: "Can you stop claiming to be God!"
Jesus: "No, I am God because I'm Jesus"
Pharisees: "We hate this guy so much"

Because I'm Jesus by ImHell666 May 30, 2018

because you're asian 

The assumption that all asian people share one cultural experience.

You know kung-fu because you're asian.

Why? Because, you're asian.

because you're asian by MattPDX January 2, 2009

because i have a penis 

what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).

Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.

because i have a penis by phi December 5, 2004