Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality)

Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.

Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).

"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"

by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009

Beastility

Pronuciation: Beast - tility

noun

1. A utility or tool that is beast, or wildly and uncontrollably awesome

2. One who acts wildy and uncontrollably awesome

Joe: "My iphone is so useful, it's a f*cking beastility!"

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Alex: "Jackson is so good at killing people in Call of Duty"
Luke: "He's a beastility!"

by ProPeng555777 April 7, 2011

beastiality

A man to afraid to allow sensual intimacy, therefore resorting to painful "on the verge of" masochistic sex acts to achieve sexual gratification. Not to be confused with bestiality, although uncertain if favored as well.

Nerious Le Brute a.k.a "the Beast" was known for his beastiality, often subjecting his concubines thru intolerable sexual acts to achieve gratification.

by Cermitt911 October 4, 2016

Beastiality

Fucking something that is alive (technically or otherwise) but not a person.

Fucking an Assburger is beastiality.

by Hym Iam September 27, 2020

Beautality

The condition of having applied excessive make up; the state in which one is when one can no longer distinguish between their ego and their vanity, neither of which are present in moderation.

Porn stars suffer greatly from beautality.

Anna Nicole Smith died from one too many cases of beautality.

by Nards_OTC August 22, 2007

beastiality

To have sex with an animal. In other words, Kim Jong-Un .

Person #1: Look! He's humping his dog!
Person #2: That's called beastiality.

by MiniCooper27 November 13, 2017

Beastacious

Beasty; muscular. Also means "totally awesome."

Meredith's muscles are so beastacious!

by Meredith October 20, 2004