beartrap

1) a large metal device soon to be featured in the winter olympics.

especially in down hill skiing and ice hockey!

beartraps arent that funny!

by sammysox April 6, 2010

Beartrap

A small, T-shaped, intrauterine device (IUD) or intrauterine contraceptive device worn by extremely lazy, yet sexually active women. It acts by preventing fertilization of the egg by the waves and waves of semen encountered by these shiftless skanks on a daily basis with minimal effort on their part.

Adam: I was beatin Tina up bareback from the backside for the first time, and I told her I was going to cum.

James: What did she say to do?

Adam: She said to ski ski inside her. It's cool, she told me she's got a beartrap.

by ol' saddleface November 19, 2010

beartrap

Inserting your penis into a womans mouth while she is sleeping

I ended up in the hospital after I gave Khaled's mom a beartrap.

by Overneath! September 28, 2008

beerdrain

The physiological idea that a drunk's beer is being drained while he is drinking.

"hey beerdrain, who's been drainin' my beeyeh?" and in response, "nobodys been drainin yer beeyeh. You been drinkin yer beeyeh."

by Whammajamma May 8, 2006

beerdrate

beerdrate- v. tr
To supply beer to (a person, for example) in order to restore or maintain buzz balance: "Cold beer is the fastest and safest way to beerdrate an ordinary person" (Eric D. Weyker).

loosing buzz... the girls im hitting on are starting to seem less appealing... it may be time to beerdrate

by i pissed on your car! June 20, 2010

urban beartrap

When your side hoe wants to become your main one and goes extreme measures to do so. The whore waits until you've buried your cock into her hole and squeezes her pussy to hold your cock inside her. You then try desperately to get out of her pussy before you cum.

I was caught in a urban beartrap last night.

by WhiteDeath115 January 15, 2016

Beargram

transitive verb meaning to "have sex" or "have sex with" someone or something.

All day long Kelsey was thinking about how Dave was going to come home and beargram her.

by David and Kelsey Russo February 15, 2009