Beagle Boner 1

The title given to a person who delivers a steamy poo poo placed henceforth on a golden cupcake, and then delivered to the writers of snoopy. After said cupcake has been delivered, the entire writing staff rejoice and divulge in a traditional ritual in which said staff apply cupcake particles to every orifice, and every crevice that exist on the human bodice, resulting in the original supplier popping a boner.

I just did a beagle boner 1.

by the Grand Teton May 29, 2009

William Beagle

When you are in the shower and you feel the need to stick a toothbrush in your anus (bristle end first) and jump around yelling, "I have a tail, I have a tail."

Man says "Hey honey guess what i just did."

Woman " I don't know. What?"

Man "I just did the william beagle."

by Jeffy Dahmer & Nanook April 23, 2007

beagle fucker

Someone who inserts his penis into the rectum of a helpless little beagle dog and fucks it's brains out

Sam J. Miller is such a beagle fucker!

by ramman0759 September 25, 2009

Jizz bangle

A practise in which a lady is supplied with a quantity of semen on her wrist, this may go well with a pearl necklace or some drippy ear rings

She looked lovingly into her boyfriend's eyes as he told her of the jewellery she would soon recieve, daring to hope that it was the diamond engagement ring she'd longed for for so many months now.

Suddenly she felt something touch on her arm and looked down at her slender wrist, heart racing, where she'd just gotten a drippy Jizz Bangle.

by ILikeBiscuits June 24, 2010

Beagle Ears

floppy, shapeless breasts

That chick should not be wearing a bikini top. She's got a major pair of beagle ears.

by mintypickle May 13, 2005

bengle

A stog fly that cannot even spell the name of his favorite football team correctly, even though it is only six letters.

Dude, look at that bengle. He thinks the Bengals spell their name like Bengles. I bet he listens to the Bangles, too. What a shit holster.

by Jaggo March 24, 2004

Beagled

Verb
The act of having your anus licked by a beagle during coitus.

Example: "Last night I got beagled when having sex with the missus!"

by Soothsayer3413 August 1, 2014