Pull a baker

To kill yourself
(Hannah baker from 13 reasons why on netflix that killed herself)

X: Im about to pull a baker
Y: What?
X: Hannah baker

by Alredypulled.a.baker April 21, 2022

wife-beater-status

An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.

JT: Dude, going to the gym is going to get us to wife-beater-status!
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.

KD: True son.

by JTandKD June 25, 2009

venezuelan beaver cheese

A fictional cheese proposed by John Cleese's character in Monty Python's "Cheese Shop" sketch

Do you have any Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

by Davestator May 31, 2016

jamir baker

A kid who supports mrclickbait ftw

Do you know jamir baker?

You mean the guy who supports mrboss?

by Blahblah829 October 28, 2020

Bakered

Well known for his stupidity and glorious fuckups; the term "Bakered" was created after the infamous Corey Baker. This term is slang forscrewed up, or fucked up.

Terrell Owens schooled the corner on a double move, Owens then Bakered the catch.

by 13B-MSP June 8, 2010

Bakersfield Picnic

The act of eating your lunch while taking a crap.

Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."

by P. Gunn October 2, 2013

Bakerwasted

Bakerwasted is known as a act of when one individual drinks till he/she is shit faced then consumes even though they shall be in the hospital because of such a high BAC but yet continues to drink more until there is no more alcohol. Drunk as can be, most friendly polite loving drunk, cannot walk, cant understand a word there saying but yet he/she always has the biggest smile on their face no matter the situation. Will do anything to help other out. When Bakerwasted, you wake up in a different city then where you started drinking and cannot recall anything that happened. You don't throw up even after the point of blackout and continue drinking straight alcohol (no mix drink). Waking up still hammered off your ass because he/she consumed so much alchohol and not throwing up. i Many cannot get to this point without getting sick or passing out right away. It originated from a teen in Grand Haven and the word has been spreading among city's.

1. Why are you not naked yet? You need to get Bakerwasted.
2. Where am I? dude you got bakerwasted last night, we found you passed out out in the blueberry fields
3."Whys that guy whipping his dick around naked", "oh hes bakerwasted"
4. When shaking your bro thinking he is dieing and then asking someone politely for an ash tray and then they start yelling "wtf hes bakerwasted.
5. Someone told me I bakerwasted last night, I couldn't remember what happened at all but i woke up with a smile

by Party Tom October 26, 2012