The Patterson Effect

That uncanny event in which your computer no longer is experiencing issues at the exact moment it is brought to IT, making you look both stupid and intentionally disrespectful of the IT representative's time. Don't be a Patterson.

Man I looked like a doofus at the IT desk today. The Patterson Effect got me again!

by MattTheBastard May 10, 2019

Darwin Watterson

The naive fish that grew legs (2nd main character of The Amazing World of Gumball)

Main character appearances: The Words, The Sucker, The Origins pt 2, The Dream, The Party, and The Roots.

Darwin: My name is Darwin Watterson!

by Guyggggggggg October 2, 2020

Kevin Patterson

Kevin Patterson is a detective that works at Richard Hale School, who somehow waffles about your body language and tries to get you excluded because of the way you are standing. Once he got all scared because a Year 11 told him to F off and he ran to the headmaster’s office scared for his life.

Student 1: Is that Kevin Patterson?
James Beckwith: Oi Kevin f*** off
Student 1: Look at him run
James Beckwith: What a pussio

by Big Up RHS October 30, 2020

Stinky Patterson

Only few know so nice if u do

Dude look at that stinky patterson over there haha if you know you know

by Steveo bobby January 22, 2020

Gumball Watterson

that blue cat that is strange as hell

Joe: Hey, have you seen Gumball Watterson from TAWOG?
Jack: Isn't he that blue cat?

by romansuperdestroyer November 7, 2019

Baby battering ram

Women who use their baby carriages like battering rams to move through crowds.

Wow that lady almost ran me over with her baby battering ram!

by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011

Patterson

The sweetest drinking game ever. One card is dealt to each person, lowest card drinks face value. If there is a tie deal one more card to tied members and lowest card wins again but have to add the two cards received together. Repeat until deck runs out.

Lets play Patterson

by Peter Phenow February 21, 2009