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Bathing

1. A term whereby you clean yourselves.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.
"Bathing is such a wonderful thing."
by Cuckooo March 4, 2009
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bathing apes

amazing, yet EXTREMLY expensive shoes.
"haters getting mad cause i got me some bathing apes!" -soulja boy
by shg5jundsxfa November 11, 2007
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Basteing

Running around with a turkey baster filled with your brothers semen while trying to impregnate your girlfriend. Oh, two lesbians usually do this. That last part was kinda important.
"If you ever see someone running around basteing things, and its not thanksgiving, just run."
by lil pga pro 1 March 27, 2009
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Operation Batwing

Operation Batwing is a group of visionaries in their twenties, set out to stop the movement of women blindly flocking to uneducated/unemployed shithead males, with no desire to improve one's self.
Operation Batwing

Guy #1:"Hey isn't that your friend Susie, she's cute."

Guy #2:"Yeah, and of course she's with that 35 year old that's laid off from Taco Bell and milking unemploymet. I dunno why girls just gravitate to guys like that."

Guy #1:"Yeah you're right, we better just go home I have to be up early for school...these med classes I have this semester are no joke, plus it's no use anyway chicks love guys that wear wifebeaters in public for some reason."

Guy #2:"Right on I'm with ya, I have this really important meeting early I don't wanna be late for."

-Batwing was founded upon the principles of stopping this very situation.
by Brad Wyatt December 23, 2005
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batting off

Male masturbation, the greatest dicovery known to men.
by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 18, 2005
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batting marron

When someone finds a sexual partner considerably better looking than themself.
Dennis: Hey Barry, have you seen my new misses?
Barry: Yes mate, you are clearly batting marron!
by Go55y April 19, 2018
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Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.
What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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