The barnicle

A closet homo that’ll shag your cat and blame his brother

Damm I got barnacled again!
(the barnicle was here)

by Victor wrongly June 1, 2020

Nut barnicle

1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.

1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.

by AROND July 19, 2007

barnet

Hair. As in Barnet Fair

"E's gone to get his Barnet trimmed! E'll look right pucker! Gaaaawd blimey guv'nor!

by Welly September 3, 2003

barnet

a cockney phrase for a new haircut.

"thats a great barnet!" - joe turner

by dirtybj January 4, 2012

Barnet Kiss

The smooth and gentel kiss of the goochy area shared between two men

don beach just gave me a barnet kiss and it was amazing

the barnet kiss is the best way to see if your man loves you

by Flyingringpiece January 31, 2008

barnicle cleaner

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"

"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 23, 2006

Barkity

A minecraft youtuber with no life and is the opposite of youtube star "Quackity"
Usually is orange, Is a Simp, And collects plushies

Im looking for a bitch, oh wait there's Barkity!!!

by RevolverCharted34 June 2, 2021