Barricade day

The 5th day of June. Typically referred to as the day when the les mis fandom wakes up from the dead in order to celebrate the day that all their favourite characters died.

Why is the les mis hashtag trending on Tumblr today?
Oh it must be barricade day.

by Iveneverbeenmorestressedinmyli June 9, 2020

Bernice

Bernice is a girl/lady with a lot of presence and personality. Usually poised upright with good posture and sporting heavy white-gold jewellery and pink accessories. Although social, she will defend her turf when necessary and can spot a threat well ahead of time. Bernice’s choice of vehicles to drive include either a Nissan Cube, Suzuki Swift or Honda Jazz, usually fluorescent colour with chrome hub caps and exhaust tips.
Although presenting herself well generally, she can sometimes overdo it and come of as piss-elegant.

“What’s wrong?”
“Oh my Chihuahua is being a real little Bernice this morning”

by the_definer_me March 5, 2021

fix barricades

Non-literal term used to describe a situation where the subject is reluctant to perform a specific task.

"I was trying to spank off but ma kept making me fix barricades."

by PastaJerkOff May 28, 2008

cock barnacle

(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.

man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?

by lanstopher March 5, 2009

bar barnacle

(N) an unattractive person at a bar or pub who is always there. When a customer approaches the bar it is unavoidable to get a drink without being attacked by this unattractive person.

Bro, this girl is always here at this bar. Does she live here?! Every time I try to get a drink I get attacked by that bar barnacle.

by JMEHL October 16, 2014

tiana banic’d

The act of sucky for the exchange of drugs, usually snow

Could also refer to the act of stealing said drugs by accidentally dropping it in the toilet and panicking

“That man got tiana banic’d , she took everything!”

by Gordo2 August 14, 2019

bum barnacle

noun. A small particle of excrement missed by the wipee.

'I thought my underpants were wearing thin, then I discovered an infestation of bum barnacles'.

by Stretch October 3, 2003