Baffles my cranium

To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened

Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium

by Abbjuiceee February 20, 2019

Barfle

When you are to lazy to puke in the toilet you gargle your barf until it slowly goes down your throat like it would going down a drain in the bathtub.

Larray was too lazy to barf so I barfled

by Mswolfhard March 29, 2019

BAFFLE

Best Amazing Friend For Like Ever

Girl 1: Girl your my BAFFLE
Girl 2: BAFFLE hug!

by Ghost_Face16 April 26, 2019

baffle laughter

A nervous chuckle when you don't understand.

I think you got baffle laughter from that joke.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Barflette

Small amounts of barf that you can’t hold in. Also the name of a French girl who can’t hold her barf.

Oui Oui je suis barflette. (Barfs)

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 27, 2019

Bafflefullness

When someone says something so stupid that they confuse your but the word baffled just won’t do

“Wow did you know purple is the same colour as orange”

Me: .... Bafflefullness

by Lightbulb169 April 23, 2020

baffleshit

The practice of "Baffling with Bullshit" until other parties in a discussion or debate are so 'brainhurt' that they are pacified in to submission.

That project manager was so full of baffleshit we just nodded and got on with the job.

by Not Bruce February 3, 2021