Christians + Hate x Family Fucking - Reason or Intelligence = WBC.
This cult is a source of hate to the point even Satan is stunned by it. They protest at funerals of fallen soldiers to even a little girl's funeral. They are the ass wart in the United States taint. This cult consist of 100 losers which is mostly of family members who date each other.
The leader of this cult is Fred Phelps whom is a old fuck that has the personalities of the following.
Stalin's Compassion (He had none)
Hitler's Anger (There is nothing worst than a Nazi)
Charlie Sheen's Wisdom (With the coke)
Mel Gibson's Charisma (He only attracts 1 person out of 1 million)
Ossam Bin Landin's Beliefs (Not Islam but Jesus)
The WBC is majority full of idiots who insult America even though they need it in order to protest because with out the police that protects them they would be ass raped by the locals
In a popular betting game called Death Poll, the WBC is ranked the houses favorite to be killed by
-Bomb
-Mob
-Other Crazies
-Cars
-People Who Attend Funerals
-Sicilians
-Irish
-Russians
-Marines
-Army Soldiers
-Navy Seamen
-Air Force Pilots
-Veterans from WWII to Gulf War
-High School Students
-College Students
-Poison
-Trained Dogs
-Hitman
-Jesus Himself
-God Himself
-Lightning Bolt
-The Plague
-Starvation
-Diseases
-AIDs by rape or stabbed by infected syringe
-Stabbed by knife
-Die in a foreign country
This cult is a source of hate to the point even Satan is stunned by it. They protest at funerals of fallen soldiers to even a little girl's funeral. They are the ass wart in the United States taint. This cult consist of 100 losers which is mostly of family members who date each other.
The leader of this cult is Fred Phelps whom is a old fuck that has the personalities of the following.
Stalin's Compassion (He had none)
Hitler's Anger (There is nothing worst than a Nazi)
Charlie Sheen's Wisdom (With the coke)
Mel Gibson's Charisma (He only attracts 1 person out of 1 million)
Ossam Bin Landin's Beliefs (Not Islam but Jesus)
The WBC is majority full of idiots who insult America even though they need it in order to protest because with out the police that protects them they would be ass raped by the locals
In a popular betting game called Death Poll, the WBC is ranked the houses favorite to be killed by
-Bomb
-Mob
-Other Crazies
-Cars
-People Who Attend Funerals
-Sicilians
-Irish
-Russians
-Marines
-Army Soldiers
-Navy Seamen
-Air Force Pilots
-Veterans from WWII to Gulf War
-High School Students
-College Students
-Poison
-Trained Dogs
-Hitman
-Jesus Himself
-God Himself
-Lightning Bolt
-The Plague
-Starvation
-Diseases
-AIDs by rape or stabbed by infected syringe
-Stabbed by knife
-Die in a foreign country
*Fred Phelps The Pastor Of Westboro Baptist Church Dies*
Fred Phelps "Jesus did I do good my master"
Jesus "Ummm bro fuck you"
*Jesus pulls a lever and Phelps lands in hell*
Phelps "Oh no I was wrong please spare me Satan"
Satan "Ummm fuck you to as well loser"
Phelps "Huh?"
*Satan pulls a lever and Phelps is launched into the sun*
Satan "Im glad Phelps is gone,,,,,I cant stand someone who is more eviler than me"
Fred Phelps "Jesus did I do good my master"
Jesus "Ummm bro fuck you"
*Jesus pulls a lever and Phelps lands in hell*
Phelps "Oh no I was wrong please spare me Satan"
Satan "Ummm fuck you to as well loser"
Phelps "Huh?"
*Satan pulls a lever and Phelps is launched into the sun*
Satan "Im glad Phelps is gone,,,,,I cant stand someone who is more eviler than me"
by RattlesnakeOfAZ April 9, 2011
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1. is a anti-gay, USA, world, and armed forces "cult" ran by " Pastor" Phillips ( who is capital G gay)
2. A family that is high on a hateful view of God and gives the US a bad name.
3. the most hated and must be high on God knows what cult that is slowly dying out
4. a bunch of hateful hoes and led by a old ( most likely gay) man Go GAY :)
2. A family that is high on a hateful view of God and gives the US a bad name.
3. the most hated and must be high on God knows what cult that is slowly dying out
4. a bunch of hateful hoes and led by a old ( most likely gay) man Go GAY :)
by kick azz September 5, 2013
Get the West boro baptist church mug.A church that everyone, INCLUDING CHRISTIANS, hate. Known for picketing funerals and walking around with posters that says "God hates (X)". Also rejoice over dead kids and the likes.
When the Westboro Baptist Church decided to picket Jeff Hanneman's funeral, they didn't know what would happen when they went up against thousands of Slayer Fans. Needless to say, they didn't come out of that one looking pretty.
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by Adil June 19, 2004
Get the St. Jean Baptiste Day mug.God's favorite church where True Christians (Baptists) congregate. Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa and boasts a congregation of 157,000 members and 128 pastors. It preaches the Bible in it's entirety and has no problem telling people they are going to Hell. They pretty much hate everyone who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Baptist, including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homosexurals, Jews, Mooslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Epyskipals, Pentacostals, Blacks, Asians, and anyone else who is unsaved. The church is home to Pastor Deacon Fred, Betty Bowers, Sister Taffy, and Judy O Christian.
Landover Baptist is an incredibly well done parody site that mocks ultra-right wing fundamentalist protestants.
by C February 6, 2004
Get the Landover Baptist mug.fucking idiots. they are completely ignorant and i wish they had never been born. props to the girl who escaped that freaking cult because she saw sense unlike the rest of them who just let themselves be brainwashed and then they brainwash their kids in turn. they misinterpret the bible to be about hate and misrepresent christians to the world. christian terrorists.
If the douches from the Westboro Baptist Church are going to heaven I think I would rather be in hell!
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