certified banger

Used to describe something that is really good, usually a song. Sometimes used to describe somebody you think is good looking.

"Yo, listen to this song, it's a certified banger!"

Person 1: "Did you see that girl?"

Person 2: "Yeah, she was a certified banger for sure."

by rereret December 2, 2010

wanker banker

Any one of the million or so neat neck-tie New York or London or San Fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.

Attractive Girl #1: I love that film, can't believe it's been so long since I've seen it.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.

or

Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.

by Rykirb October 16, 2008

baner

1. more obsolete, destructive, woeful
2. more of a source of harm and ruin

It is NO COINCIDENCE that John Boehner's name is pronounced "baner" (btw, the alternative pronunciation is "boner" :-)

by tifosa September 26, 2010

double O' banger

Telling some one that doesnt look good or that's big no-no

Oo no what u wearin that's a double O' banger

That's a double o banger my man

by PRETTYNENE December 16, 2008

Banter Sheath

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.

'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'

by babadobey January 4, 2010

bantercise

A way of telling someone that their banter is not up to scratch.

Guy1: Dude, that guy last night completely failed to make me laugh.
Guy2: Agreed, he needs some serious bantercise.

by BECCYBONES July 19, 2010

skanger-banger

Small, crappy car driven by a skanger. Often sporting garish paintjobs, oversized wheels, and loud exhaust systems. Ironically, most skanger-bangers are terrible, shitty cars to begin with (often gifted to the skanger by his mother or grandmother), and the modifications can end up being more valueable than the car itself.
Popular vehicles for skanger-banger-isation include Nissan Micras, Vauxhall Novas & Honda Civics.

"Fintan, call the Gardai, I saw a skanger-banger outside."

by Steve Sandwich June 24, 2007