Ballcooker

When you put your laptop on your lap and it becomes really hot, the temperature can get so high it actually impairs the viability of your sperm.

I can't have kids because my laptop was a real ballcooker.

by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

ballthought

Any thought from a guy that came more from his balls then his head.

Guy: yo' baby I love the way you shake that ass!

Girl: Hun, we are at work, we dont have a place for your ballthoughts right now.

by Oplinger September 13, 2008

ballshagged

fouled up beyond all reason

He he ballshagged his french examination due to lack of studying.

by Bob Lawrence January 1, 2008

ballcorn

Popcorn you drop between your legs during a film. Typically discovered when you stand up at the end.

Half way through the movie, I checked my crotch for ballcorn.

by JDaveB November 30, 2010

Balchen

A last name for strong, tall, handsome men, and pretty, well dressed women.

That guy must be a Balchen, look how tall and handsome he is!

by Jakey123 August 13, 2012

Ballzheimers

When you smash your nut sack so hard that it gets bigger.

Wow that guy smashed his nut sack so hard! He must have Ballzheimers!

by Ballzheimers October 27, 2020

ballcrusher0

A favorite mutual of mine, ballcrusher0 makes very quality, sometimes scary content, all i and many others stand for and agree with

Ballcrusher0 just posted his among us poppit! How entertaining and thought provoking

by Definitely not Michael Cera August 22, 2021