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Joe Bakewell Tart

This is a fictional character found on Disney+. If you called someone a Joe Bakewell Tart it is a slang term for someone who is so stupidly god damn tall. This character/slang term lacks in the cooking department par contra to popular belief. A Joe Bakewell Tart is the correct answer for the debated question "who is Joe?"
Karen: You Joe Bakewell Tart
Mildred: I am really tall, thank you
by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021
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bakeware

1) any type of food preparation equipment, usually found in the kitchen, i.e. cake pans, frying pans, or sauce pans.

2) any apparatus used for smoking weed. this may include pipes, bongs, rolling papers, blunts, etc.
1) Should I bring any bakeware to the cupcake party?

No, I have everything we need to make the best cupcakes ever!

2) Dude, where's your bakeware at?

It's in the closet behind the false door. It's been a rough day. The bong with the 2 foot extension should do the trick. Be a pal and bring it here.
by housian March 26, 2009
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Bajer

Danish slag for "beer".
Almost exclusively used by men and related to having a good time a having a couple of beers with your friends.
Rudy: Ska' du ha' en bajer med på vejen?
Josef: Selvfølgelig, jeg er jo en rigtig mand!
by Xalar April 17, 2009
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Bajwa ke Tatte

Term used to describe a group of absconded Cowards who flew from the Hellhole called Pakistan and establish themselves in Sri lanka (Gaand Kamal), Australia(Hariya aka Shaukat ka Launda) and elsewhere. These people are under the Control of Pakistan Army (hence Bajwa ke tatte) and these cowards do concerted maneuver to destabilize India and support Khalistan Movement in India.

These people use a slur (Tunni) for Indians including Hindus and Indian ExMuslims just because of sheer hatred towards India.
Dont engage with these Bajwa ke Tatte they are Khalistani supporters.
by realtime beijjati September 16, 2022
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Bajeebus

An exclamation of total surprise or excitement, commonly used to replace holy s***. mostly used with holy at the start. great way to make yourself look different and not at all stupid after you just did something stupid.
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Baewatch

When you've spotted bae or a bae candidate outside of your own social channel.
Daaaaaaamn, I'd raise that kid for her #Baewatch
by mambo-p May 26, 2016
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Bakewell Pudding

The act of taking a massive shit on someone while they're in a tanning bed.
"Hey Tim, I saw a woman sleeping in a tanning bed. She was getting tan burns, so I left her some of my Bakewell Pudding."

Tim: "What the fuck is Bakewell Pudding"
by Pastry February 20, 2013
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