Baboon Syndrome 

An erythema of the buttocks and upper inner thighs that resembles the red bottom of a baboon, commonly the result of systemic allergic contact dermatitis, or prolonged, rough, doggy-style banging.

1) My Baboon Syndrome was a result of my body's adverse reaction to the injection of ampicillin.

2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!

Baboon Syndrome by HardenThicke December 3, 2009

Baboon Ass 

Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.

After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.

Baboon Ass by Aloicious September 9, 2003

baboon face 

Someone who looks like they have a baboons face. Often confused with "hamster face." Usually related to people with really really large faces, espeically cheaks.

Fiona, you have a baboon face!

baboon face by K-Dawg February 13, 2003

baboon rancher 

a person who partakes in events of professionally raising and ranching in a cow like manner of baboons.

what did u do for a living?
i am a baboon rancher...

i was ranching me some baboons

baboon rancher by Mike Sobchack December 25, 2007

Baboon Station 

When you reach Jamaica Station also known as Baboon Station.

T: Yo bro the next station is Jamaica Station! Hurry and chug your beer! We gotta transfer!

B: Do you mean Baboon Station? Yeah we're not going to survive. We. Are. White.

Baboon Station by PandaJay March 8, 2015

Baboon-ish 

A term used when when the entire body is full of thick body hair except the private areas.

He has a lot of hair everywhere and only shaves his man scape area so he looks baboon-ish.

Baboon-ish by Sammers January 13, 2023

Baboon Head 

a lad who has an anus in his skull when he has short hair

dude he has a right baboon head

Baboon Head by Ivan1989 February 5, 2008