Bigger Than Christmas

Generally something of an epic proportion larger than life status.

Kayla : Hey Jake wanna a blowjob!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!

by SlopNChop August 21, 2017

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bigger than Stuttgart

Really big, or to a large degree.

Mainly used by American military personnel stationed in Germany. Stuttgart is a big city in Germany.

Man, that is really messed up. Yeah, bigger than Stuttgart.

by sgtblondie January 10, 2022

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there's always a bigger fish

Qui-Gon Jin's most memorable quote from "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace"

"I'm so glad we survived that."
"Well, there's always a bigger fish"

by Pedro Killa December 25, 2007

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a bigger fish to fry

When you avoid doing something, cause you have something more important to do.

- "Why she didn't come to class?"
- "Well, she had a bigger fish to fry."

by ari77o May 10, 2010

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bigger better deal

A term basically used when a man or woman temporarily makes due with someone as his or her mate, while actually still in search for a mate that bares superior superficial qualities for an ideal lover.

Shelly don't tell me, you've finally settled already? You just put yourself out there! You have to take your time to score the bigger better deal, girl!

by YumiSpewns November 26, 2014

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