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Avoidant

Gemini chic that will finna play you like a vinyl record
- You know who is really avoidant?
- Samantha.
by anon2754 March 20, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Organizing Avoider

One who uses organizational tasks as an excuse for not hanging out with in-laws and friends.
Is your wife coming to the beach for Labor Day? No. She just came back from container store, so she’ll be working on arranging and sorting every item in our house this weekend. She’s an organizing avoider.
by Aceholes Live! September 2, 2022
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dishes avoidance

The practice of avoiding dirty dishes, for one reason or another.
I was raised by wolves, and today I practice dishes avoidance. Also see filth apologist and dishes accountability
by kitchenspazz May 27, 2016
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pathological avoidance

A politically correct (woke) way to describe a lazy, workshy cunt.
Boss - "Hey Bert since I pay you a rather nice salary can you help out to move these really light boxes over there?"

Highest payed employee "No Ernie! That's not my job!" Bert then vanishes for the rest of the day hiding in dark corners waiting to go home early as they "worked" their lunch break.
Another employee rolls their eyes as they say to the boss - "Bert's one of those pathological avoidance persons"
by Bollock tucker September 2, 2022
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