astarxth

Buff man who will destroy all your holes

Astarxth destroyed CoReV hard yesterday

by bigbuffman12317173 March 19, 2021

Astrology

Fake. No you’re not rude because you’re a Aries or Scorpio or whatever the fuck astrologers say.

I’m sorry baby, I’m just a Gemini so I cheat. Please take me back!

No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an absolute cunt.

Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate.
Guy with brain; Ight Imma head out (leaves date)

Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick
Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok!

by Justaguy31 November 30, 2021

Astrit

A "smart" person who knows "everything".

Omg, BRAWL is so awesome. Yes, I'm Astrit.

by Thamanmetin April 24, 2011

astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah literally translates to "I seek forgiveness in Allah". In a religious way, people can recite it during meditation or say it to others to show humility- to say that Allah is greater or that goodness comes from Allah. In popular culture, people can say this if they see something wrong or shameful (context applies).

Example 1:
Person- Hatija, your lecture was truly insightful!
Hatija- Astaghfirullah, Allah gives us the knowledge.

Example 2:
A group of religious people watching a movie together when a sex scene comes on
-"Astaghfirullah" in congregation.

by skepticalcitizen February 26, 2017

Aston Academy

A place to make people feel suicidal

Hey wanna know how to feel suicidal, go to Aston Academy

by Domcurran666 August 11, 2019

astrothunder

One of the best tracks on Travis Scott’s “ASTROWORLD”, a lowkey song with great discography, produced by Frank Dukes, John Mayer, Monstercat and Travis himself.

“Yo bro have you heard ASTROTHUNDER” “Yea dude definitely a top 10 Travis song”

by Bigboyshyguy August 19, 2020

astray

away from the correct path or direction.
away from the right or good, as in thought, straying to or into wrong or evil ways.

a bullet went astray and killed a bystander

by esampa July 27, 2006