Asswipe

Literal:

Product for personal hygiene. It's a slightly moist seriously not too wet, indeed conveniently disposable sheet, though, really not quite big enough, to wipe clean ones ass.

Several overlapped may need to be used with diligent care, to avoid the excess hygiene neurosis that could develop.
But really, to avoid viral infestation of the anus, t's deemed best not to share the packet; even though it was apparently stacked and packed by someone that forget to wash their hands, during their cold sore outbreak.

Apparently a great product.

Figurative:

1) The trait found in the entrepreneur asshole that mustered up the idea to package, market and sell, not quite big enough wipes for an ass.

2) The value placed on someone despised immensely; like when a slightly small personal hygiene product is used to tend to ones ass, and you can't help but think, number 1), has less value than a number 2, if only they were at hand, they could prove to be useful.
Who in Christ's and Holy fkn Mary's name made these, where is he, the fkn asswipe !!!

Mitso Hey Katerina!?

Katerina. What now Mitso?

Mitso: Need an asswipe. Throw me that pack of deluxe asswipes.

Katerina: Should I wash my hands? My cold sore is dry.

Mitso: Whatever Katerina !!
by man.in.greek April 07, 2019
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Asswiper

A sexual move perform after anal sex to avoid human waste on a man's penis.

The pitcher squeezes the catcher's ass cheeks together while pulling out his penis.
Guy: So last night I was buttfucking my girl. After I pullout, I had shit all over my dick. Guess she forgot to douche.

Friend: Thats easy to fix man, just do the asswiper. Its so easy a caveman can do it.
by loosetongue April 16, 2009
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When your friend dies in fortnite but has 20 kills
F##K YOU ASSWIP
by no body just a 69 fan February 14, 2019
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Asswipe

1.When one takes a poo,shit,dump,log,etc,he/she mostly uses something,usually toilet paper but mostly anything on hand to wipe ones ass.
2.A loser,who one thinks as much of as something used to wipe the ass.
1.Shit!Where'es the asswipes?!
2.Get a load of that dick.What an asswipe.
by c4/\/\ July 01, 2005
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Asswipe

What is used to wipe an ass... redundant
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
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asswipes

stuffs to wipe you ass with after taking a major dump.
Dard used up most of the asswipes after having issues with the food he ate the previous night.
by bob December 20, 2002
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Asswipe

A word used to describe someone, who could wipe asses as a job. They're an absolute nuisance to be around and constantly will annoy the crap out of you. The sight of this person will make you cringe and possibly make you want to kill yourself.
P1: "Dude he's such an asshole."
P2: "I think the word you're looking for is asswipe."
by agent.s September 13, 2015
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