assumptionist

A person that assumes the wrong thing all the time.

Brian Assumed Rey was sleeping with Janien .That Brian is an assumptionist.

by CortezV January 9, 2008

assumer

a person with a tendency to jump to conclusions without proof or evidence.

Ryan is such an assumer. You can't tell him anything without him jumping the gun.

by kevin benham July 13, 2006

assumation

to assume

I made the assumation that brown cows make chocolate milk

by mcdj1234 May 27, 2012

assum

1. Awesome in a Maine accent.

1. "That's wicked assum!"

by the guhllies. October 23, 2005

Assuminge

When a person makes an assumption that a girl will put out; a portmanteau of assuming and minge.

Yo, you think you're gonna sleep with that wench?

Totally, I'm assuminge things are going to go well. After all, that slut has low self esteem

by Milhouse von Matterhorn December 18, 2010

Asscumulation

The accumulation of ass particles on the rim of the toilet seat. Including crack lint and fieces pieces.

"I sat down on the toilet seat, only then did I realize I had sat on all the asscumulation"

by Ben D. Dix March 10, 2015

Assume

Assume? Isn’t not an assumption.

Hym “Assume? It’s not an assumption. It’s an inference. I’m seeing action and inferring meaning. Which is what I should be doing. Should I, instead, ignore incongruence between action and speech? I think not. I don’t think I will. I’m not going to let you do this. I don’t have to so I’m not going to. There’s nothing more to negotiate.”

by Hym Iam October 19, 2022