asshole

An obnoxious, arrogant, self-centered male who women can't seem to get enough of.

Stan thought his relationship with Jenny was great until she dumped him for an asshole.

by vicfan March 25, 2004

assholic

adjective describing someone or something that has the qualities and/or characteristics of an asshole.

That priest gave a really assholic sermon today.

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

Asshole

asshole is a person who should have never been given a license to drive.

I'm going to pull pull up next to this guy in front of me cause I have never seen an asshole drive a car before.

by misteress pimp x October 15, 2003

Assholism

A following practiced by many around the world, which needs several years of training and a natural instinct of basic shittiness.

A:What's with that omar, man?
B:Oh, he's a strict assholist, he trains in assholism everyday.

by Rapius August 20, 2009

Asshole

In a job context, someone who is cruelly inflexible and shows no understanding or compassion toward the unfortunate circumstances of others.

Demanding that the grease trap be cleaned out, the asshole fast-food manager threatened to fire Stephan if he took off a couple of days to take his terminally ill daughter to the Mayo Clinic for hospice care.

by Vibesman May 13, 2009

asshole

Definition #1: the hole in the buttocks where poo is ejected

Definition #2: an individual who starts arguments, is a total

jerk, and/or is nagging/irritating/bitchy

Example 1: Everyone should have an asshole.

Example 2: Everyone knows an asshole.

by Meh_defined_asshole March 02, 2010

asshole

Anyone who doesn't do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it.

That asshole took my parking space.

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 01, 2004