Assholist

The study of assholes

When I grow up, I want to be an assholist

by Ayeheynae May 18, 2022

He meets assholes everywhere he goes.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.

Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

assholeitis

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.

A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)

by RESCU May 13, 2009

Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one

It mean that everybody has an opinion but it doesn't mean its right .

I'm not listening to ya'lls argument , Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one !

by dragonboy8586 June 30, 2020

A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008

Assholism

(N).saying shit to someone without thinking of how they will be effected by it

Saying happy Mother's Day to a shop teacher and forgetting that his mom died a month ago. You Have assholism

by Dogs odors May 12, 2016

assholescent

adj: to be both adolescent and an asshole

A British girl told me that football riots are usually started by assholescent wankers.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 25, 2014