asspocket

Someone who is overly frugal and a jerk about it.

Scrooge is such an asspocket, he wouldn't even give Bob Cratchit a Christmas bonus because it would be a waste of money.

by beatation February 22, 2011

asspot

"A lot".

In the style of cockney rhyming slang - to my knowledge, invented by myself, but I could be wrong.

"Whoa, that's an asspot of bots."

by BOFH May 23, 2004

asspad

1. An implement used to protect the posterior region.

2. A pad made out of ass.

"At least i was wearing asspads when i fell out of that third story window."

"Don't get your asspads in a knot."

by Kenny "Motherfucking" Quayle February 12, 2006

assodactyl

One who is an extreme ass. They also suck ass hard style.

John: You're a stupid monkey shit.

Larry: Fuck you, you're an assodactyl, bitch!!!

by Dr. Shockaloo January 13, 2008

asspocolypse

December 15.
Happy Kevoween - tumblr was flooded for a moment by black ass.

and a breif after party to commemorate the occasion.

in the asspocolypse, everyone's dash had some chick's ass.
it was ~*koalatea*~ while it lasted.

by tigerdepression December 17, 2010

Asspopper

An annoying person who also must like anal sex

Duckbear is an asspopper

by RVD August 3, 2003

assponey

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'

"whatsup assponey?"

by jordan May 2, 2004