monkey ass games

Stupid fucking mind games, foolishness, shadiness - - head games with negative connations.

I'm so sick of you playing monkey ass games with my money.

by MileHighHeaux July 13, 2018

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a Cunt Ass Howler Monkey!!!!

by xturkeysx April 3, 2010

Monkey ass ripper

When a black man poops all over white girls and keeps going until everything falls out his ass hole.

OMG my Friend Jamal is doing the Monkey ass ripper To my Friends dog.

by Dooki man May 26, 2021

ass raping monkey farmer

Pronounciation: ass-rape-ing-monk-ee-farm-err

A word used to describe someone of very little intelligence who also has a habit of causing you annoyance by the retarded acts they choose to perform because of their small brain cells.

'Why must you always cause me prolems you ass raping monkey farmer!'

by Insignia1986 April 4, 2007

ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)

"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

-or-

"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

-or-

"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006

eat monkey ass

General insult; the consumption of monkey ass is not expected or required

Joe: Is it okay if I sext your ex-girlfriend?

Mike: Eat monkey ass.

by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2013

butt monkey ass bullshit

the same meaning as cunt ass nigga bullshit...look it up

anything out of the ordinary truth or untruth

Tammy isn't a whore...thats some butt monkey bullshit.

I aint tryna hear none of that butt monkey ass bullshit that nigga tryna say.

Yo this trick was tryna kick sum butt money ass bullshit in ma ear.

Cant beat me in da head wit dat butt monkey ass bullshit

by jaeve75 June 24, 2011