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autoironic asphyxiation

When you work yourself to the point of being out of breath and you need a cigarette to catch it.
I had a smoker after my run and almost died of autoironic asphyxiation.
by HopeInABrokenJar October 7, 2021
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Assphyxiated

When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.
Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!

Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010
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asphyxicake

The act of suffocating oneself with a sufficient quantity of cake frosting. (Cake optional.)
The scheduling for this project is so absurd, I don't know what to do other than asphyxicake myself.
by fdfdcfdfdfictifire August 13, 2019
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Assphyxiation

When a fart is so powerful and noxious it chokes someone or a group of people to death.
Herman, open the windows! I don't want to die of assphyxiation!!!
by petuniafish September 10, 2011
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Penile Asphyxiation

Asphyxiation on an erect or flaccid penis, hopefully ending in death
I often have erotic fantasies of Mother and we engage in penile asphyxiation.
by Chou Nox October 17, 2015
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Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
by bar terminology October 18, 2011
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Automotive Erotic Asphyxiation

Having sex in your running car in a closed garage thus allowing the carbon monoxide to "choke" you and your partner.
Tony and his wife had sex in their crown Vic in the garage and let the fumes choke them while they boned. It was automotive erotic asphyxiation.
by Sparker February 8, 2014
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