Ashbag

A cross between an asshole and a douche bag.

"That guy is such an ashbag."
"That guy is being such an ashbag to his wife."

by FXU! August 21, 2011

Ashbager

(adj) A word to describe a big, douch bag, lying/ manipulating, pot head/ coke head, drug lord/dealer, who uses phrases that make no sense yet make girls completely damp; for example, "the soup is done."

Hey, that large, unattractive, high, bald man is a ashbager asshole.

by Derrick "For Real" Asher November 9, 2006

Assbear

the shit left over after u wipe ur ass. It will eventually cause a canserous tumor on ur left testicle and cause u to piss out a purplish ooze and give u cravings of FLESH and humens fetus'.

Hey man, u better get that ass bear checked out.

by Jesse Werk May 8, 2005

ashealee

A bad bitch that never puts up with anyone bullshit. She is straight up with you and she can’t stand fakes. She’s a really good friend and stays loyal. Get a friend like Ashealee.

Ashealee said that this looks good on me but she told me to do my hair differently if I wear it.

by You’ll.neverknow May 19, 2018

ashleanne

Ashleanne’s are intelligent introverted beings, they are badass and don’t give a shit about what you think of them. They are loyal to their group of friends, and nobody else. You mess with one of their friends you mess with them.

“Did Ashleanne help you with that work?” “No she told me to fuck off” :(

by malfucker February 24, 2019

assbeat

When you get in a fight and you're down on the ground almost knocked out cold, blood on your face, with a possible broken nose or jaw and black eyes.

Yo did you see that guy's face, he got his assbeat.
George got in a fight this weekend, he got his assbeat

by gamemaster7826 March 7, 2019

Ashlea

A milf who drives her kids to soccer practice .

Hey do you know ashlea?
You mean the milf?

by jalens gay May 25, 2019