assholescent

noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanchored person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who assumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments.

Lars: "Last night Dick came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and crashed on my couch. He asked me to lend him a $20 for gas."

You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."

by Janwriter June 4, 2010

assholery

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole

I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.

by Chad December 3, 2003

bald asshole

An asshole who just happens to be bald.

Larry David, the king of bald assholes.

by larrydavid July 21, 2006

asshole phobia

The fear of the majestic asshole

Do you have Asshole Phobia?

by Tittyfuck69 rule 34 March 30, 2016

Canine Asshole Reclamation Project

A poorly funded but longstanding inner city project set up to assist dogs to find their original assholes after the tragic fire that caused them to lose track of their own so long ago.

Many folks are unaware of of the important and selfless work done by the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project which seeks to reunite dogs with their rightful assholes.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

Second-hand asshole

What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.

Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*

by KoalaMan March 10, 2009

snail's asshole

hard to find

John: Sorry I am late.

Me: Relax, This place is a snail's asshole.

by aweeze April 2, 2010