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busier than a one armed paper hanger

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.
Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
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cutie bear (Armed Forces)

1)- Childishly adorable.

2)- Nick name for some children.

3)- Sometimes a nick name for pussys who've been raised all their life with total OVER KILL in positive reinforcement.

As an end result is a grown male of low intelligence who talks in a high voice and acts like a little bitch. Often playing on another persons pity in order to survive.

The real tragedy is when seeking to be a big boy they join the army in a soft skill MOS. Make it through co-ed basic and then reclass as combat arms and deploy to Iraq with other people counting on him to watch their fucking six.

-----------Notable traits--------

-Quits when things get physically challenging(Even in combat

-Often bends facts afterward to paint self in positive light

-NEEDS the army. The army plays the role of full time baby-sitter for some adult men.

-Generally stupid, lacks common sense. Often asks and reasks rhetorical questions and informs leaders of information of nugatory nature. By doing so makes himself feel important by interacting with those of higher rank and through derisive logic regards himself superior to other lower enlisted.
1)PFC Lester is in the army but still does childish things
Thats why I always call him cutie bear (Armed forces)
i.e.:

-Wets the bed

-Talks about being a ranger, pilot,ninja
Magic abilites, Space journeys ect.

-Freezes under fire

-Plays D&D

-Proudly wears CIB and braggs about it

-Crys

-Re-enlisted

2) cutie bear (Armed Forces) got his sweet little balls pinched for fucking up again.
by Chucked October 18, 2007
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shiny arsed

Person who works in an office at a desk all day, wearing the backside of their trousers or skirt to a vivid shine - c.f. pencil pusher.
"Does he know what he's talking about?"
"No, he's a shiny arsed pencil pusher who's come out to see where the real work's done."
by The-Hooded-Claw December 21, 2008
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Apped-up

One who uses far too many apps for doing things more easily done without an app. Similar to getting in your car to drive 50 feet.
He's got an app for naps. an app for faps, and an app for craps. Dude is apped-up!
by Chris Parsley March 15, 2015
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arsedropper

When you pee and shit for 3 minutes, and then sit on the chair and then pee all of your carpet down.
When i was home. I had screaming shits on the arsedropper.
by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021
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Straight armed

To be cut off before you can tell someone you like them
Guy 1- “Yeah I got Straight armed today.”
Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”
by raptorjack180 August 29, 2020
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One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning to their own genitals to pleasures themself.
She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are now ruined.
by M. Erectus January 9, 2021
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