brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.
he has an armadillo cock
by bradysbeast11 December 13, 2023
Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.
by Muddillo April 22, 2023
To interlock with someone and shit on their chest while they shit on your’s as you roll down a hill or stairs
by The stanky armadillo October 30, 2018
by WinterFloof_24 October 19, 2023
When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.
Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”
by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022
when a man whips out his 15" horse cock then proceeds to ram it through a 2x4 peice of wood. After doing this he will then take the block of wood and put it up his asshole and bounce on it meticulously
by naughty armadillo December 18, 2024
Tom: Yo my hoe was being such a b-iatch that I gave her dat armadillo pillow. Shut her ass right up.
by Brah Mang July 07, 2018