armadillo

giving yourself a rim job, similarly as an armadillo curls into a ball when it sees a predator

holy shit man! Pog just armadilloed himself! he is fucked in the head, bad!

by monkeyluvbanana July 6, 2025

Kinky Armadillo

When a dwarf with no arms is getting hit from behind, and is curled into a ball

Hey, Kyle gave that midget the other night a kinky armadillo

by Birdie Mangan July 25, 2025

dirty armadillo

When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.

Man, I can’t believe Karen gave me a dirty armadillo after I fucked the shit out of her ass!

by Turkey monkey mama August 9, 2022

armadillo booth

the space rented by each artist at the Armadillo Christmas Bazaar

I took down my armadillo booth after the show.

by john ed reed December 28, 2011

Armadillo Boner

When your penis starts to get erect and curls up and backward towards the lower stomach because a object is on top of the penis

"I got a armadillo boner because she was sitting on my lap", " I had to put groceries on my lap and it gave me an armadillo boner".

by Big Zarz August 21, 2025

Armadillo

While a male is sitting on the toilet defecating, he will curl his back over until his penis can be placed in his mouth. At this point he can smell his own odor as he sucks his penis until he ejaculates.

Had a sick lunch break; had myself an armadillo!

by Flawed perception May 11, 2016

ARMADILLO

Male version of a lot lizard.

Wow, Brandon sure makes a good looking Armadillo jumping out of Bobbys Semi

by Chip Daley JR August 9, 2018