Ann Arbor

Home of the University of cookie cutter bitches. Black spandex, boston accents, and sentences that end in a question. Asian guido douche rags chase these flappy pussy whores.

My rich dad says I should go to school in Ann Arbor because I'm a flaky whore cunt. Thanks LOL. BBM?

by jesusfreak69 March 14, 2011

Arborgender

Identification of a Tree. Often used as an identification for people that identify as a Tree. arborgender can be an identification for any tree. These people are often asexual and don't eat any plants. Often eating a plant can be seen as cannibalism. If they do eat food it's often meat only. This is very similar to chlorogender and these people believe they can live on only sunlight

James over there identifies as Arborgender. He thinks he's a tree!

by ChaCha1801 August 24, 2016

Arbor Misted

Wetting yourself; Either urinating yourself of spilling enough alcohol on your pants to look like you did. Especially spilling actual peach chardonnay arbor mist on your crotch and it seeping down to your bottom.

I can't believe we just watched Paranormal Activity 3 and your Arbor Misted yourself

by munkey madness November 8, 2011

Arbor Moist

In the phrase Arbor Moist, Arbor is dually derived from the city of Ann Arbor MI and the brand of wine called Arbor Mist. Moist is a play on that word mist that means soft, weak, whipped, girly. Essentially Arbor Moist is a guy that is one of the preceeding adjectives. Historically an Arbor Moist award is given to individual acts of softness amongst groups of friends in Ann Arbor. Arbor Moist award would go to a guy that does things like drink wine, specifically Arbor Mist, while being so wrapped up in his relationship that he becomes metrosexual.

Andy gets the Arbor Moist Award, he was drinking wine and rubbing Amandas feet last night while all the other guys were playing beer pong, talking about football, pounding their hairy chests and checking out the curves on females.

by D-HOUSE August 6, 2011

arboretum

1. A place where everybody belongs to a clique (because everyone has labels, like the plants in an arboretum). Sometimes shortened to arb.
2. Used to describe when simple-minded people n00bs move online acronyms over into real life, labelling their emotions with acronyms.

1. "Mike's not a jock, he's not a bad guy, this ain't an arboretum"

2.'Tard: "Ell Oh Ell"
Me:"Hey Dipshit, this is not a fucking arboretum."

by crazygoatemonky July 16, 2008

Arborist

1) A person who discriminates againist trees. 2) Some one who hates on trees because their trees.

Friend 1 " Man, all these trees look alike"
Friend 2 "your such a arborist"

Those lazy good for nothing trees taking up all my good CO2 that I worked hard to make, I was born an arborist and I will die an arborist. (when you burn a wooden cross at a tree lovers place it has a double meaning)

by DVS Lee September 1, 2013

Aborgea!

An explanation when mad

ABORGEA! My banana exploded in the microwave!

by Anonymous January 14, 2003