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Applebees

Noun - The act of anal intercourse a.k.a. butt sex. Fucking someone in the ass.

Comes from the clientele of a popular US restaurant chain who enjoy frequenting the establishment and then going home to perform the sex act usually as a first date. Skeezy guys invite somewhat innocent girls out for dinner at the restaurant. It's cheap, s the skeezy guy isn't putting much up, but somewhat well known and respectable so the girl will put out. All girls who accept invitations to Applebee's from skeezy guys will put out in the butt, because they all love it in the butt.
"She loves going to Applebees."

"He loves taking girls to Applebees."

"Do you want to go to Applebees?"

"Where a condom when you go to Applebees."

"You shouldn't take me to Applebees tonight, I had spicy Thai food for lunch."
by Xylitol November 1, 2014
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taking grandma to applebee's

Sexual act in which a man stuffs a piece of fruit, though most often an apple, entirely up an elderly woman's pussy. He then proceeds to remove it from her gray cave and serve it to her on a cheap and dirty acrylic plate.
Hector: I took Dolores to Applebee's last night.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.
by ZarpaDelTigre November 11, 2010
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applebee

-hey there, applebee
-what the fuck's an apple bee? A bee that makes apples? A bee in shape of an apple? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN. WHY ARE YOU CRAZY. GO HOME
by Mr. A February 2, 2004
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Fuck if I know... Just go have sex with your girlfriend, or boyfriend
Hey Jeff, I'm taking your Grandma to Applebee's, HARD!
by applebee's23 December 8, 2010
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applebees whore

a five dollar prostitute handing out million dollar obama bills
applebees whore: you guys want obama bills?

Nick: what does it say on the back?

applebees whore: basically she'll suck your dick for 5 dollars
by the lubrication bandit May 23, 2009
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going to applebees

when you and another person/people go behind an applebees restaurant, behind the dumpster and proceed to have anal, oral, and vaginal sex.
I heard that David and Rachel were going to applebees later after he got done working.
by David applebees Donahue July 1, 2011
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taking grandma to applebees

doing her from behind while she's bent over on a walker, while simultaneously eating ribs off her back.
Dude, I had such a crazy time with that bitch last night! Let's just say we got wasted, and then I was definitely taking grandma to applebees!
by asian cole November 13, 2010
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