Noun - The act of anal intercourse a.k.a. butt sex. Fucking someone in the ass.
Comes from the clientele of a popular US restaurant chain who enjoy frequenting the establishment and then going home to perform the sex act usually as a first date. Skeezy guys invite somewhat innocent girls out for dinner at the restaurant. It's cheap, s the skeezy guy isn't putting much up, but somewhat well known and respectable so the girl will put out. All girls who accept invitations to Applebee's from skeezy guys will put out in the butt, because they all love it in the butt.
Comes from the clientele of a popular US restaurant chain who enjoy frequenting the establishment and then going home to perform the sex act usually as a first date. Skeezy guys invite somewhat innocent girls out for dinner at the restaurant. It's cheap, s the skeezy guy isn't putting much up, but somewhat well known and respectable so the girl will put out. All girls who accept invitations to Applebee's from skeezy guys will put out in the butt, because they all love it in the butt.
"She loves going to Applebees."
"He loves taking girls to Applebees."
"Do you want to go to Applebees?"
"Where a condom when you go to Applebees."
"You shouldn't take me to Applebees tonight, I had spicy Thai food for lunch."
"He loves taking girls to Applebees."
"Do you want to go to Applebees?"
"Where a condom when you go to Applebees."
"You shouldn't take me to Applebees tonight, I had spicy Thai food for lunch."
by Xylitol November 1, 2014
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Hector: I took Dolores to Applebee's last night.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.
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Nick: what does it say on the back?
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Dude, I had such a crazy time with that bitch last night! Let's just say we got wasted, and then I was definitely taking grandma to applebees!
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