altina

An absolutely gorgeus girl. She sings like A Queen and are always A goodlooking girl. They are big romantics and fall in Love, sometimes too easy. They are superloyal But sometimes nearly obsessed with their crush.
But if you know an altina, you are one lucky Guy! :)

Damn, Altina is looking fine today.
Omg, did you hear Altina sing today? She is amazing!

by Yesman99 February 11, 2017

altiris

A crappy computer manangement system which doesnt do what it is supposed to

Oh no, you've got an altiris on your hands

by Bernard March 4, 2005

Alimony

That wife you love so much, the little honey buns who you thought was an angel? Well, she's going to castrate you. Once she's done with that, she'll take your kids, put a restraining order on you with a false accusation, and then she'll take everything that rightfully belongs to YOU. After this, you must followed with a series of payments to support her, even if she is perfectly able to work.

Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.

Judge: You make 30,000 a year, so you must give your wife 15,000. Oh, and your child support is $300 a month.

Guy: Good-bye comfort and hello hunger...

by BusinessMan April 22, 2005

Altima

A Mid-sized family car that is made by Nissan. The Altima came into production in 1992 and is known for its great handling. It has the most HP in its class and it owns skylines even on its worst days. The Altima comes with 150 hp stock, in 2000 it came with 155. In the year 2002, the V-6 altima came with 240 HP. Thus making it a Japanese supercar.

My mom drove me to school in a Nissan Altima, now I drive it because I am a pimp.

by Osama August 4, 2003

Alim

noun.

wise guy (means the all knowing)

likely to fall for a Saara.

Alim will definitely end up with Saara.

by dkgadlfkasldfkjasl;kflaskdfsf May 28, 2009

Lee-Alkim

when two evil people work together to give false hope to others, only to destroy them afterward.

damn, that Lee-Alkim move killed me inside

by A crushed university student November 8, 2020

Alima

Most definitely the shortest in the friend group, but her height sure doesn't define her attitude. If you aren't careful she will actually yeet you across the room - do. not. piss. her. off. If she isn't angry she's pretty funny and cares about the people around her. Can keep your deepest darkest secrets and can turn your smile 180 degrees around any day.

Damnnnn is that Alima?
Yeah she's so funny right!

by unicorn_princess June 5, 2021