according to Stephen Colbert in I Am America (So Can You) it's means you are an atheist without balls if you're agnostic.
according to ME, being agnostic is being an atheist without balls.
according to ME, being agnostic is being an atheist without balls.
Guy#1: Hi I'm a christian spreading the word.
Guy#2: Hi, i'll listen to you because i'm agnostic and i don't have a supreme being to believe in yet.
Guy#2: Hi, i'll listen to you because i'm agnostic and i don't have a supreme being to believe in yet.
by robofunk_betch! August 26, 2008
Get the agnosticmug. One who cannot make up their mind and just choose a religion
Often calls people who have chosen a faith (or to be athiest) as ignorant
Indecisive zealots
Often calls people who have chosen a faith (or to be athiest) as ignorant
Indecisive zealots
by Jack Volpe February 7, 2009
Get the agnosticmug. by gahhhhhhhh January 29, 2009
Get the agnosticmug. A person who is sensible enough to admit that they have no fucking clue what is going on in the universe.
Contrary to both a Theist (someone who sits in Church thinking they have shit figured out) and an Atheist (someone who sits at Starbucks thinking they have shit figured out).
Contrary to both a Theist (someone who sits in Church thinking they have shit figured out) and an Atheist (someone who sits at Starbucks thinking they have shit figured out).
Theist: "God exists." *prays*
Atheist: "God does not exist." *sips grande cappuccino*
Agnostic: "We can't know." *continues living*
Atheist: "God does not exist." *sips grande cappuccino*
Agnostic: "We can't know." *continues living*
by Cadaei June 16, 2011
Get the Agnosticmug. Someone who finds his life meaningful enough to pursue; without admitting or dismissing a God, and tolerant enough to respect either ways as a possible answer.
Believer: The great unicorn is omnipotent
Atheist: There is no a great unicorn.
Agnostic: naah, it doesn't matter.
Atheist: There is no a great unicorn.
Agnostic: naah, it doesn't matter.
by T-jex June 7, 2012
Get the Agnosticmug. A person who believes that it can't be proven whether or not a deity exists. Really the best way to live since you don't have to deal with the arrogance that is both ends of the spectrum.
Christian (to Agnostic): Hey, do you believe in God?
Agnostic: Not exactly, since there is no actual proof that God really does exist.
Christian: You should believe in God, otherwise you will go to hell where you will burn forever.
Atheist (to Christian): Of course he's not going to hell, because hell doesn't exist just like God doesn't exist.
Christian: Of course God exists, you stupid Atheist! You'll burn in hell for saying he doesn't exist!
Atheist: No, he doesn't exist. Open your eyes, you ignorant brainwashed Christian sheep.
Christian: Shut up you liberal dumbass Atheist faggot!
Agnostic: I really wish I wasn't on this planet right now.
Agnostic: Not exactly, since there is no actual proof that God really does exist.
Christian: You should believe in God, otherwise you will go to hell where you will burn forever.
Atheist (to Christian): Of course he's not going to hell, because hell doesn't exist just like God doesn't exist.
Christian: Of course God exists, you stupid Atheist! You'll burn in hell for saying he doesn't exist!
Atheist: No, he doesn't exist. Open your eyes, you ignorant brainwashed Christian sheep.
Christian: Shut up you liberal dumbass Atheist faggot!
Agnostic: I really wish I wasn't on this planet right now.
by dumbperson132 September 20, 2013
Get the Agnosticmug. by 198d January 20, 2011
Get the Agnosticmug.