Afeleism

A bastardised version of a common English saying. Often mistaken as "words from a Tongan woman's mouth", but actually "words from a Samoan woman's mouth". Often used in Chemistry and shows signs of delayed responses, shortened vowel sounds and "aeh?" to make sure people understand what you are saying, which they never do regardless of you saying "aeh?"

Originated in Mt Roskill Grammar School, named after the Samoan chemistry teacher Mrs Afele.

Oye yous fullas know that the coppu in solu is blu... aeh?
Oye, you want me to tell McDoogul?!?!?!
There is maybe molu in volu'au
tu.. tu.. tu.. tu.. tu.. tu.. three?!?
The potential of this hello! alkane is... HUNDRED!

Longer Afeleism in use:
Afele: Somebody give me the example of an AB compound!
Student: Uh, potassium iodide Miss?
Afele: Ah NAH'AU!!! Oh wait, oh maybe...
(30 second pause)
Afele: Oh tru!!!

by the don Saccio November 14, 2006

Affliction T Shirt

An Affliction T Shirt is a shirt worn by a guy who is afflicted with a disease called douche-baggary.

Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt

by Seaside Tony January 12, 2010

afflecking

'afflecking: Publicly wallowing in moral disgust and righteous indignation rather than criticizing ideas on their merits. Publicly accusing someone of being racist because they criticize a religion or an ideology is an example of afflecking.

I tried to reason with her but she just kept afflecking.

by fire ape May 3, 2016

Erection Affection

The maximum love of someone/thing to where an erection may occur.

I have an erection affection over tacos

by SquirrelPower January 8, 2009

Ben Affleck

Matt Damon's bitch.
Has a thing for chicks named "Jennifer".

1: Who's that guy married to Jennifer Garner?
2: You mean Matt Damon's bitch, Ben Affleck?

by Arrieth January 31, 2008

Affluenza

A condition which occurs in Rich People (tm) whereby they have an unwarranted sense of entitlement.

That rich bloke suffers from affluenza.

by Hugh Jourbe November 24, 2003

afferin

A substance that is a knock off of aspirin. Its side-effects include: wanting to move to Canadia , saying wat a lot, and the ability to kick-ass at RPG games. This is also know on the street as Aff, or sometimes even Ass.

Guy1: 'Dude you gave him afferin!'
AffVictim: 'wat'
Guy2: 'Whoops'

by InoIwolnBleabinHere February 8, 2009