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acorn dance 

A dance that symbolises an entire way of life that was supposedly very intense, meaningful and sensual, and intrinsic to the human and natural worlds, but that was in fact never lived. The literal dance itself never existed, and those who pretend to knowledge of it cannot agree on what the moves were. More generally, a myth in the most amorphous state possible.
Jane spent her college years trying to find references to the acorn dance.

Everything is an acorn dance and nothing is.

Someone wrote a thesis on Renaissance painting and the acorn dance. It was rather sensual stuff and I still couldn't make head nor tail of it.
acorn dance by Fearman April 13, 2008
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acorn head

He has a small dick and throws acorns at people cause he is a girl ass nigga
acorn head by Hypebeastt October 3, 2017

Acorn Head

The shape of J-easy's (Jeffreys) head.
Lou: Hey Rachael, your friend has a weird shaped head.

Rachael: I know, its the shape of an acorn.

Lou: You're right! Color and everything, he does have an acorn head!
Acorn Head by raexo7 December 15, 2011

acorn girl 

A horse like girl, genrally associated with the phrase 'backstabbing lying two faced anoying whorebag'. Should be shot on site or pelted with acorns. She loves her food. famous qoute: "without the ipod... she is nothing"
eugh what the fuck is that acorn girl doing?? yeah thats rite all throw acorns at her! oo she choked on an acorn... damn
acorn girl by wifey April 2, 2005

Acorn Cunt 

an asshole squirrel that wont leave you alone
Acorn Cunt by Kokoro-chan September 9, 2011

Acorn dicking 

Acorn dicking describes the occasion in which a person decides to go on a spree of using chipmunks and/or squirrels as pocket pussies. After the act is done, the human proceeds to chuck or punt the tree critter as far as it may go.
“Hey chuck, wanna go acorn dicking today??”
“Ooowiee Chester that sounds like a bright idea for this kinda day”

*proceeds to enact a sexual holocaust on chipmunks* (big oof)
Acorn dicking by Bruhbruh420420 September 18, 2019

Acorn head

Did you mean: 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘨 𝘎𝘰𝘯𝘻𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘻
Greg Gonzalez is an acorn head. Dude doesn’t shut the hell up
Acorn head by pmanfootball18 January 7, 2020