acoustic bike

An idiotic term made up by e-bike enthusiasts on Twitter who are too stupid to pick up a dictionary and realize that the term "acoustic" has to do with only sound or music.

Moron: Check out my new e-bike your acoustic bike sucks in comparison.

Smart person: Does it look like my bike makes music!?

by satrain181 June 29, 2021

Acoustic pussy

When you do it so good that her vag sings to you. Opposite of electric pussy.

“Fucked her so good i heard halo by Rihanna. She’s got an acoustic pussy for sure”

by Lovebot March 1, 2023

Acoustic chick

A girl who plays a acoustic guitar or loves acoustic guitars

that chick rox on that acoustic guitar

by guitar-princess March 25, 2005

Acoustic Smoking

The act of smoking normal, none electronic fags.

Girl: You told me you'd quit smoking!

Hipster: I have! I'm vaping now. Acoustic smoking is too spendy.

cigaretteacoustic smoking vaping

by EmberYoung October 13, 2016

Acoustic Fap

When there's a power outage, but you printed out a bunch of nudes that you keep in a binder under your desk.

See also: Jerk-off unplugged

During Hurricane Sandy, I had a number of acoustic faps.

by Maxil April 4, 2017

Acoustical sex

The act of performing penile penetration in one's ear.

Hey, Helen! Would you like to engage in acoustical sex?

by Mooseypoo January 5, 2018

Acustic Monkey

A person who is extremely autistic.
Things autistic monkeys say:

“I’m only into thiccies”
“Boy I’m in pursuit”
Things they do:

Burn a mechanical pencil shut.
Watch overwatch hentai in class.
Getting a 27 on a physics exam.
Giving out someone else’s food that they stole.
Doing nothing in physics class all year.

James is such an acustic monkey

by Teelawl August 4, 2018