Marlyland, that random state in the east! Commonly mistaken for not existing, Maryland is a bit of everything. I live in MD and have experienced it all. Parts of it like DC and Baltimore are pretty ghetto, with two of the top 5 murder rates in the country. *Damn cough cough* Mongomery County is the golden in all the silver of MD. It’s holds some of the most beautiful suberbs in places like: Potomac, Bethesda, Brookeville, and Olney. These towns are among the richest and most well educated in the country! They are also populated by TONS of lawyers and doctors with preppy rich children who live in houses hey don’t think are huge. Besides Montgomery county you have: Prince George’s, Fredrick, Howard, Carrol, Wochester and more that aren’t that well known. Maryland is pretty out of wack sometimes but it’s the crazy that makes it home :)
Damn Maryland’s a fine place

I wish I live in Maryland that place is TURNT AF!!!
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High crime, high tax hellhole which as someone mentioned is a perfect substitute for New Jersey. Filthy, ugly, drab, rude, classless people. Awful summer weather, lots of rednecks and blue collar crap, dangerous ghettos. For some incomprehensible reason the citizens think the Chesapeake Bay is the greatest natural resource in the country, yeahhhh right. Brown, mucky, mosquito infested bog is more like it.
Annapolis is way overrated, Baltimore is the ugliest city in the U.S. I vow never to set foot in this miserable state again !
Maryland is the worst state in the country.
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The state I live in that really sucks.
I hate the state I live in which is Maryland.
by Nicole April 5, 2005
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Northeastern State that has more in common with New Jersey than anything else. Dull, expensive, high taxes, and generally crap.
take your shots first before you go to Maryland.
by steviedee May 26, 2004
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Maryland is a made up place, that's actually Massachusetts.
Quad: I am from Maryland.
Nick: You mean Massachusetts, which is absolute trash.
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The most forgettable state. Like seriously? Where is it? In the southwest? What happens there? Does anyone even talk about it? I’m trying to think about anything from Maryland and theres nothing. I thought it was a district in another state? The flag looks like its from europe, not the americas.
What the fuck is Maryland?
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A state which has the most sluts and prostitutes in it.
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
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