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New Zealand

New Zealand, right next door to Australia.

100% New Zealand, 100% Natural Resources, 100% Pure Energy Supplies, 0% Air Force, 0% Infantry, 0% Navy.
100% There for the taking. 100% Too Easy. 100% Ours!
- The Gruen Transfer.

Side note.
Bloody New Zealand, think you're so great because you've got one fat director! I'm sick of reading definitions that don't pay you Kiwi bastards the utter lack of respect you deserve. What's with the definition of no Australian's hating NZ? I hate them so much. One good thing besides being part of ANZAC... creating trench warfare. That's it.
1. Australian Gov: Yeah that's a great idea Sean, New Zealand's a great place.. to put all our dickheads.

2. Australian Gov: C'mon, let's invade before the American do.
by JoeBlack47 September 2, 2009
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Zada

Zada is a outgoing girl who loves to have fun . She always haves a smile on her face and people love being around her. She is a real freak but u don't want to be on her bad side as she is a really strong fighter. She loves being with her friends and gives great advice. Your lucky if u have a Zada in your life .
Cameron: have u seen Zada

Sahara:why what happend to her

Cameron:she won that fight between her and Leigha

Sahara: did she really

Cameron:yeah she slapped her with her big hands
by Fuzzyfairy464 November 27, 2016
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Zelda

The best game ever cre-f*ckin-ated!!! Created by the infinitely genius video game mastermind Shigeru Miyamoto for the NES and still a force to be reckoned with in the gaming worl to this day. The new Zelda game for the Gamecube is set to release 4th quarter 2005!!! :D:D:D
1) Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time kicks the crap out of any game ever made
by Jaded Mercenary February 27, 2005
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new zealand

country voted to have the least sexy accent in the world. the men's voices sound as if their voice box has been pushed to the back of their neck.

the people of new zealand get upset easily. they will often try to start fights, especially with australians who just laugh and wonder why new zealanders get so angry.

the reason new zealanders get angry is because it is a matriachal society and women are hypnotised by a small group of women to never have sex. the reason for this is power of course, but it has nasty side effects - everyone knows that a man who doesn't get any, is irritable and tries to pick fights with their neighbours.

the only men that do get sex, are the sons of the abovementioned small group of women, and they are fucked by their mothers from a young age. these guys are extremely proud as you can see from a lot of the posts here. just walk the streets of a new zealand city any time and you'll know what i mean.
australian tourist in new zealand: excuse me, sorry to bother you. do you have the time?

new zealander: the time? what the fuck did you say to me? new zealand would waste australia.

tourist: *sigh*
by Jed Sanders February 5, 2008
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New Zealand

a small hole of an island lying of Australia. Infested with sheep and other vermin.
New Zealand is a perfect sight for Atomic Weapons testing
by aussyboy November 13, 2009
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New Zealand Gorilla

The New Zealand Gorilla is a relatively unknown sex practice first established by sheepshearers in the country of New Zealand. It origanted from an event where one sheepshearer had sexual intercourse with a woman who was blessed with very distinctive pubic hair. He decided to shave the pubes like he was used to do it with the sheep's wool day by day. He eventually ejecualted on the woman's breasts and decided to throw the shaven hair on the sticky breast, which made it look similar to that of a Gorilla. The sex practice is especially popular in New Zealand but has found it's way to the european continent due to the globalisation.
Becky: "Hey Lisa, whats wrong with your breasts? They are hairy as fuck, are you taking testosterone or are any of your ancestors primates?"

Lisa: "Oh no, what a mess. Of course I'm not taking Steroids, I slept with Raphael the other night and he pulled off the New Zealand Gorilla on me. What an asshole!"
by Roland_Enterich May 15, 2013
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Zendaya

Zendaya is a beautiful and successful american singer and actress.

She started her career on Disney Channel when she was very young. She starred in the popular Disney show: Shake it up and in the movie Zapped.

She recorded her self-titeled album in 2013 and she hasn’t published music in a long time to persue her acting career.
In 2017 she starred in Spider-man: Homecoming as Michelle jones and in The Greatest Showman as Anne Wheeler.
In 2018 she played Meechee in the animated movie Smallfoot.
In 2019 she starred in the Spider-man sequel, Far From Home.
Her HBO series Euphoria has also debuted and it’s been a hit.
In 2020 she will star in the Dune remake as Chani.
Zendaya has been previously romantically involved with Trevor Jackson and there were rumors that she was dating her Spider-man co-star Tom Holland.

As you can tell, i love Zendaya.
Did you see that new Zendaya movie?
Yeah it’s so good!
by anonymous2496 July 20, 2019
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