Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.
Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
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