yakimg

Jerking off to a transvestite midget while a male escort watches.

Joey had a wild yakimg experience in Vegas. He woke up and had no clue what happened.

by Mikey G6 November 6, 2020

Yakking

An aggressive sexual act between two homosexual males in which both males must be large hairy men, otherwise known as "bears" or "yaks". The men must face off to one another on all fours while completely nude and attempt to establish dominance through only the use of their penises and makeshift yak horns made of dildoes attached with duct tape.

Adam and Jeffrey, both bears, slapped dildoes to their heads and began yakking when their wives went to the store.

by Bolthole November 3, 2014

Yacking

Coughing excessively, not a regular ahem ahem cough. But a coughing up your lungs cough. Definitely does not mean throwing up.

This girl was yacking all over the office.

by It means what I said it means April 4, 2019

yalking

sitting at home doing nothing, trying your best to find something to do.

i hate yalking on weekends.

by WillieM January 23, 2007

yanking taffy

Pulling and tugging on a flaccid penis in an attempt to get an erection.

Usually happens when you are just starting to masturbate.

It also happens when the person is unable to achieve erection, so they just keep tugging and yanking their penis hoping something happens.

Wife 1: I felt kinky the other day, so I went to my husband while he was asleep and pulled down his pants and starting jacking him off.... but...

Wife 2: But? What happened?

Wife 1: But nothing happened, it was like yanking taffy.

by Z_SD February 14, 2012

Yalking

Yawning and talking at the same time.

Stop yalking! I can't understand a word.

Wake up!! Don't yalk back at me.

by HallowsOfDeath September 12, 2014

Dick Yanking

Lying to someone.

"Is Matt telling the truth or is he just dick yanking again?"

by dodo2night December 14, 2016