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kenny yogurton

At age 25, Kenny is 6'2 and loves his ladies. Kenny loves his yogurt night despite finding it difficult most of the time. His phone battery often dies. New York resident. He loves tennis and will make you et it. He isa licensed winter boots owner. Creator of the universe and everything we know and love. He has endless special skills, including eating with chopsticks. Part time yoga instructor. As a professional athlete he has 7 NBA championships and a Super Bowl MVP with endless other awards in his hall of special skills. Follow his instagram @kennyyogurton. Arch nemesis is Barry Been Benson ever since the year 2007.
Kenny Yogurton is the Greatest Athlete of all time

Kenny Yogurton is our lord and savior.

Kenny created us all
Geez, Kenny be packing the dick
Kenny Yogurton will steal your bitch
by Kenny Yogurton June 11, 2020
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White Girl Yoga

Shape without content. The degradation of philosophy into gymnastics and of spiritual depth and perennial wisdom into an aesthetic cliché.

White Girl Yoga is essentially an aesthetic that is often mistaken for spirituality. It is built around pretentiousness, cultural appropriation, neoliberal consumerism and the banalization and trivialization of the sacred, and generally expressed in a color palette of beige and pastels. It is an aesthetic that often lacks the complexity and depth of the systems of knowledge it superficially emulates, mostly for instagram likes from dudes with sacred geometry tattoos .

It can be applied to a variety of situations that while might seem meaningful and deep at first glance, are actually just nicely packaged spiritual cliches or platitudes and pseudo-psychological banalities. A White Girl Yoga aesthetic can range from the purely misguided and innocuous to the opportunistic and obscene.
“I am really not sure about that ayahuasca ceremony. The facilitator seems very White Girl Yoga to me.”

“Can we please change the music? That Spotify playlist is totally White Girl Yoga”

-“Hey, do you like my new top?

-"Wait I can’t tell whether you are asking me seriously or you’re wearing that White Girl Yoga stuff ironically”
by Adam Andros December 24, 2020
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Louisiana lemon yogurt

A Louisiana yogurt is when someone uses Expired Yogurt (Greek is fine too)
as lube, and pees into his partners Vagina. During intercourse.

You can turn it into a Lemon chocolate one in one easy step too!
Look at that poor thing, looks like she got

Louisiana lemon yogurt All over.
Her gynecologist quit after that, poor thing.
by You Make Me Feel Like A Man August 11, 2022
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Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006
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purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.
by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006
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Yoga Bittie

A girl that uses yoga clothing, makeup, and a perfect hairdo to go to the gym, only to pick up/socialize/do level 1 on the elliptical.
Erica takes an hour to get ready to go to the gym only to check out guys. She just flaunts her ass in her yoga pants and hardly even works out. She is such a yoga bittie.
by C-Millz January 27, 2010
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Yogurt Cup

A girl's butt after a guy comes in it.
I totally want to yogurt cup that girl's ass!
by dlievery November 13, 2011
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