very wool 

Embodying the wholesome, all-american values for which the wool industry has stood for centuries.

You handle that pervert with aplomb! Very wool.

very wool by Lfrsoh May 30, 2011

slut's wool

another name for 'dust bunnies', large conglomerations of dust and other debris that collects in the corner of rooms, normally around skirting boards.

Before 'slut' became common-usage for a woman of promiscuous temperament it was also used to describe a slovenly girl or woman who was untidy or did not clean her house.

'Have you got a hoover, because I don't think I can get rid of all this slut's wool with just a broom'

'I swear, this flat is so dusty, give it five days and already there's slut's wool under the beds'

slut's wool by Detlev Sinclair March 16, 2008

dyed in the wool

An expression meaning that certain aspects or traits of a person or people will stay the same and never change.

"If I didn't know any better, I'd say your family are dyed in the wool hard-core Christians."

dyed in the wool by Bungalow Bill January 9, 2008

Riding the Cotton wool donkey 

A term for a woman being on her period.

"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."

Riding the Cotton wool donkey by gamerouche May 8, 2014

strange wool 

Potential female sex partners who are unknown to the pursuing party. First coined in the cult classic movie The Warriors.

"One thing we might get out of Cyrus's get-together is meeting some strange wool. I wouldn't mind laying something down on the way back."

"Hey lets go to the freshmen dorms and gool some strange wool"

strange wool by Gypo May 16, 2006

Side wool 

When a girl wears a bikini that is more narrow than her pubic hair.

That girl is super hot but with the amount of side wool she's carrying everything down below has to smell terrible.

Side wool by Jackoffonalltrades July 21, 2018

nigger wool 

The tightly curled or densely frizzy hair characteristic of some Black populations.

I can't do a damn thing with my hair today, it's like nigger wool.

nigger wool by ninjadick December 7, 2010