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Stale Wonderbread

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.
"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."
by Longnecker81 August 13, 2018
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one eyed wonder weasel

dude your one eyed wonder weasel is crawling up my pants
by Anonymous March 1, 2003
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wonderfuk

philip west is wonderfuk
by boatwhore July 6, 2010
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One platoon wonder

the most knowledgeable part of a NAVY S.E.A.L.s career the moment he returns from his first deployment when he now knows everything about being a S.E.A.L. and needs zero fucking guidance from anybody at all regardless of their rank or experience level.
Thank god we got so many fucking one platoon wonders. telling us what we do. it is just impossible to think how we ever fought the war without them. Lets all grow beards never cut our hair and tell the C.O. to go fuck himself. It must be the right thing to do I mean thats what the one platoon wonders want.
by captain fucko February 6, 2010
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chinless wonder

Very derogatory term for an upper-class Brit, frequently one who gained his position via nepotism or other social connections, not through his own competence.

The trademark recessive chin is thought to be due to inbreeding.
The new guy? He's just a chinless wonder HQ sent down here to get him out of their hair for a while. I hear his father's on the board...
by Rosignol October 20, 2006
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wonderific

A word which is a mixture of wonderful and terrific. Used to describe a good feeling or emotion most of the time.
Wow, that ice cream was totally wonderific.
by Jacob S June 19, 2007
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Wonder Emporium

won·der em·po·ri·um

n. A vagina
I'm gonna murder you then put my dick in your wonder emporium filled with sin.
by AnonymousBoss September 10, 2010
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