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Wokey Pokey

Coined by Scott Thorough on the Zebras in America Podcast, episode 55: "It's a dance...it's performative wokeness, or pandering, or virtue signalling about a cause or issue, while not necessarily caring about the issue or perhaps benefitting or perpetuating the issue. Not dissimilar to pinkwashing."
"Woke-bae": As a Male Feminist, this offends me.

Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.
by astrofisch June 17, 2018
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wonky

Totally messed up; Strange and out of place; not working properly.
The printer's gone wonky.
by Jeremy December 25, 2003
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wonky

1. <adjective> Under the influence of ketamine.

2. <noun> A slang name for ketamine.

3. <noun and adjective> A term used to refer to electronic music with a distinctively off-kilter and unstable sound. The term is particularly associated with producers such as Flying Lotus, Hudson Mohawke and Dabrye; as well as with the dubstep genre.
1. "Oh man I am wonky as fuck, I can barely stand up!"

2. "Want any wonky?"

3. "The new Flying Lotus album's really got a wonky vibe going on."
by chemist_herbalist March 22, 2011
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Wonkette

Straight-up old-fashioned lesbian. Not the fake high school type of straight girl that does other girls for attention or out of insecurity. We are talking about the real thing here, lesbian for life, beautiful or butch.
Dianne and Jenny went to a bar. They didn't make a scene...they knew everyone knew they were wonkettes anyway.
by Lisa Marie Schultz May 6, 2009
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Wonkety

Combination of the words, Wonkie (Disturbingly odd. Creepy. Unsettling) and Rickety (Low Quality. Poorly Made. Not Attractive). Often used to describe abnormal facial features, cheap merchandise, and stomach problems.
When your contract is up, you need to upgrade your wonkety phone.

Sloth's whole face is totally wonkety, but he is still awesome! Sloth love Chunk.

My stomach feels all wonkety after that #10 Thai food dish.
by Booboo Cookie February 3, 2010
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Wronkey

A word describing something that is wrong, messed up, nasty, etc. Similar to 'Ratchet' but worse.
Friend 1: That girl's body is bangin'.

Friend 2: Yeah, but her face is straight wronkey, bro.
by Griffers and Mich January 9, 2013
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Wonker fight

When two individuals have an intense fight using only their wonkers
Hey man, did you see me go 14-0 in my wonker fights at Lucas oil stadium last Sunday!?”
by Boi_flyDerek December 5, 2019
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