Whipping The Brick

When you coagulate sometimes you simultaneously whip the brick. Can mean banging the shit outta someone like AJ's mom.

Dude I was whipping the brick inside AJ's mom all night and she coagulated.

by Sean freaking con November 18, 2016

Syllabatic Ass Whooping

A major spank down on your uncooperative kid where every word muttered by the parent (the spanker) is accompanied with a spank to the ass coresponding to the number of syllabils in the word just muttered to the kid (the spankee).

A Syllabatic Ass Whooping done to the sentence "Listen to me. You don't touch the toy at dinner."

(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)

Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).

by bmwgnome June 6, 2010

whipping post

A phrase used to describe where an irritating boyfriend will go if he misbehaves.

Izzi: You're going on the whipping post tonight!
Ian: But what did I do?!

by dinowhore April 15, 2015

ass whoppin

to get ya ass whopped; gettin beat up

yo if u fuck with me you gonna catch an ass whoppin.

by Riah from Philly February 8, 2007

whipping jide

When you meet a Jamestastic girl and she wants the d, you be whipping jide

"I'm about to be whipping jide with this girl"

by Haveajamestasticday December 11, 2015

Whooping your goober

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.

Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"

by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023

the whomping willow

A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law

Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow

by Fiffyen the Gothic December 9, 2017