wibble

1.A word to substitue an answer to any question when the answer is not known.

2.A word used to stop arguments

1.Person A: What is the square root of 43723?
Person B: Wibble

2. Person A: "loud shouts at person B"
Person B: "Loud shouts at person A"
Person C: Wibble!
All 3: Loud laugher

by Meggles February 14, 2005

wibble

A young child, generally under the age of five.

Aww, look at the cute widdle wibble!

by Tymaporer June 15, 2009

wibble

To fret nervously

Aimee wibbles a lot

by Dan November 9, 2003

wibble

Remark frequently made by a watt in an internet conference to try and portray himself as one wild and crazy guy, whilst making 'jokes'about hitting women and dead Chinese people. What he really portrays himself as is a twat. Yes a twat.

Wibble!!!!! said the watt who also used lots of exclamation marks to try and show how wacky he was, but instead just made a bigger prick of himself than usual.

by Ben Dover of the Yard November 13, 2004

wibble

Word used in a serious conversation to break the mood.

A: "No, I saw you with him at that pub 5 days ago!"
B: "LIAR!"

*Lengthy pause*

C: "Wibble."
A+B: "Shut up."

by Rincewind_SW August 22, 2005

Wibbletron

A device used to teleport matter from one point to another. Although people dont know it, it actually opens a hole into xen, a land filled with nasty aliens........and people called chimbles

The wibbletron device opened a hole into xen, which wasnt good

by Dan Masters August 4, 2003

wibbletated

Something that's distorted and/or non-functional.

About a fork that's all bent out of shape:
"This fork is wibbletated!"

by Tanath9 June 20, 2006