Wrencher

A penis that when erect, goes straight up against the persons body as if it has been "wrenched" up.

Ryan has to be careful not to cum on himself due to his wrencher.

by Gioni October 5, 2006

Wenching

A verb used to describe persuing wenches in one's local hostelry

My hobbies include fishing, topiary, 1960s French cinema and wenching

by bigmikey November 5, 2005

House Wench

A being, either male or female, that is at the beck and call of all other members of a flat/house/squalid abode. A House Wench cannot answer back, refuse requests for high quality food or drink and must be willing to clean the aforementioned flat/house/squalid abode at a moment's notice.

A House Wench has usually been awarded this position for previous wenchiness behaviour; examples may include multiple refusals to attend social gatherings, persistent lateness and showing suspect Youtube videos to a mass audience. Once given the position of House Wench, the being must accept his role graciously.

There is only one way to be granted leave from the position of House Wench - the being must find another being that he/she feels demonstrates wench-like behaviour of such a high degree that the original House Wench is no longer required.

"Fabio, fetch me a Italian Sausage, Spinach, and Ricotta Cannelloni. No complaints about cleaning the house - you are the House Wench after all"

by Housewench123 May 18, 2014

Monkey Wrench

Fool, gullible person. See Tool.

Quit being such a monkey wrench, Vellius. Chris knew it was you the whole time, you shippler.

by MJK October 8, 2005

milk wrench

The product of onanism, solitary frotting, mono-genital agitation, crotch wobbling or spewm farming, once deposited into a pint of semi-skimmed milk.

"Argh! Don't drink that, it's a fucking Milk Wrench!"

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009

welfare wench

A person, usually female, who has children and milks the system for all the government assistance they can get. This person usually has no life goals and makes absolutely no plans for economic self-sufficiency, generally assuming that they will be able to live off of the government forever. In the most extreme cases these individuals will not only live off welfare, but will also take in a baby daddy, unbeknownst to the welfare office. The goal of this is extra income and to help baby daddy avoid paying his own child support.

Yeah, ever since he got that welfare wench pregnant he hasn't been coming around to see his other kids and he stopped paying his child support too. Damn skanks messing up the system for the rest of us.

by TyAdalyn August 31, 2010

Wrenches

The same as a ratchet, but what you whisper to your friend when they are in your presence so they don't know what you're saying.

Derived from the word ratchet, which is derived from the tool, hence wrench.

Can be used singular or plural

Fuck, too many wrenches up in here.

That wrench is asking to get bitch slapped.

by Shock Smoove September 23, 2012