wedge issues

Abortion
Stem Cell Research
Gay Marriage
Guns
Jesus and God

"Sometimes called the 3 G's. Jesus, Guns, and Gays."

Christian conservatives vote entirely on the wedge issues.

by David Salazar November 3, 2004

Wedge

A person of considerable physical stature. The person must have greater muscle mass as opposed to body fat content. This term is synonymous with hench.

"Wedge guy walks into bar, the bar say's ouch!"

by Fuckfield November 19, 2009

devon wedge

A screwed up piece of toilet paper placed between the buttocks as a safety net after a heavy night on the cider

'old up moi lover, Oi need to change moi Devon wedge. That Scrumpy is coming through me loike a flock of starlings!

by Tony-bob January 22, 2014

Steam weedle

The facial expression and screeching sound one makes when they ejaculate and the sperm is boiling hot.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my steam weedle.

by HockeyShot November 17, 2014

WeedBeard

Facial hair generally let grown out by someone who is always high and therefore too lazy to shave. It it usually not a full fledge beard but more scruff. Can be found in groups of stoner friends.

Chooch you're so baked all the time shave that weedbeard of yours its getting sick. You'll never get to pull a robert munch with that

by shaystuff3535 June 22, 2009

weedternity

1. so, like, when you're smokin' like a BUNCH. Well... the elapse in time between smokin' like that 'one too much' hit, and the time you realize that you were staring at the ceiling fan for the past minute, but you felt like you had watched that white light for like EVER!

2. When you're sitting and two minutes pass but it felt like three billion years due to you being completely toastered.

ANONYMOUS STONER: 'whoa!!, what time is it?! man i just felt like I spent a weedternity watchin' that lamp... thing!'

by stoners-anonymous July 26, 2009

weedlexic

a form of dyslexia that is only brought out under the influence of marijuana(term coined by steve and tristen)

i cant read this shit im too high im not dyslexic im weedlexic

by steve and tris September 3, 2009