weblogic

A web server commonly used to host Java enterprise applications. It works just good enough that it is not cast aside, but not poor enough that someone has been convinced to write a better tool. Frequently, unexpected errors will surface without justification, and can be solved by restarting the server.

User 1: Why doesn't this damned thing work!?!
User 2: Have you tried restarting the weblogic server?
User 1: ...DAMMIT! Now it works!

by Disgruntled User September 28, 2007

weblogment

leaving an extra long comment on someone's myspace page.

Hey Karen, sorry about the weblogment I left on your page last night.

by New Hotness January 9, 2009

webalysis

When one gets sucked so far into the goodness of the web that critical, time-sensitive work is cast aside to watch all things stupid and viral.

I can't get you that proposal today cuz I'm in webalysis watching every Double Rainbow meme version in 26 languages. Twice.

by Auddogg December 15, 2010

wepolization

group of friends

what up my wepolization

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

Webos

Ones testicle fortitude. Courage. also see balls or nuts

Pick up your webos and play hard.

by vinweasle June 17, 2009

Webble Shaving

Only a true man shaves his webbles.

Rob: Do you know how much that itches?..i hear.
Devon: You hear?

by Mister D November 23, 2004

webonics

The dialect of English used online. Especially in chat rooms and on bulletin boards.

LMAO... newbies can't understand webonics - STFU unless u r l337.

by Geoff B August 2, 2003